Pronunciation challenge

I found this poem via loaded_march's lj, and, naturally, I needed to try and pronounce all the words. It didn't really work well, but I blame everything on the fact that I'm not a native English speaker. That's what I always do, but at least it's true.

Here's the link if you want to listen to me making an ass of myself: online link.

And then I looked the words up, and recorded it again, and then it sounded like this: online link.
(Everything is still not pronounced properly, but at least a little bit better...)